Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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