How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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