Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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