we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
send nudes
from the living room?
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