It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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