i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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