what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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