she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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