How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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