She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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