now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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