gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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