no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Text me some of your sweat
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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