I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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