Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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