sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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