Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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