No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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