We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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