just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
my poor anus
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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