bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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