why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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