What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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