Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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