ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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