my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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