why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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