i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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