Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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