How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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