you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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