If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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