they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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