She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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