Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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