Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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