I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I had to cum in my sink.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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