apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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