The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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