No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he was CRYING into my vagina
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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