Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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