The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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