..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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