You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
