I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Randomize
