Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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