It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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