xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
