You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
