only if we run a train.
done.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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