absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize
