I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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