matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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