I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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