Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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