I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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