It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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