I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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