omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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