Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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