I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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